Sunday, 3 April 2011

Conservative Future


A 'Conservative Future' is a capitalist future. A future where the peasants obediently serve their masters, we have eliminated 'troublemakers' and 'black clad youths', the good people of the country will be able to enjoy authorised activities such as royal wedding attendance, banking, visiting designated shopping zones and consuming healthy fast food, safe in the knowledge that CCTV is ever on the look out for the aforementioned terrorists. Ok, OK.... we may not pay the peasants enough to indulge in these things (why would we?) but that is why we give them credit cards, we are not monsters.

The masses have absorbed enough disinformation from the British Brainwashing Corporation to convince them that those who oppose us are indeed terrorists. If anyone should step out of line we have a loyal army of storm troopers who will keep order using a number of perfectly humane torture weapons.

God bless the machine. God bless the slave ship.

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