David Cameron: 'we are all in this together'

He means WE are all in this together, we being the plebs. David Cameron and his posh chums are not in 'this' at all, their ilk can spend 15k on a hamper from Fortlam Mansions no worries. WE, on the other hand are taking up all the slack in cuts for bailing the .Gov's banker friends and will be for some time (eternity being a random example of a measurement of time i plucked from the air totally randomly at random.) But don't worry, after a life of obedient servitude slavery you may get your 15k hamper in heaven after the hard labour destroys your body and you are of no use to the economy.

Redefining Proportionate... Pc Simon Harwood at the Ian Tomlinson

When you are a riot pig you have to follow rules, rules are defined by words. Following the rules is just to restrictive, we live in the real world and when we see a man walking away from us with his hands in his pockets then that clearly means he needs encouragement. Such encouragement must be strictly metered. The rules say we must use proportionate force, and what could be more proportionate than attacking an innocent defenceless bystander with a stick then pushing him to the ground killing him.... come on you liberal commies, lets be reasonable. I propose that the very definition of the word 'Proportionate' should be modernised to include the brutalising and murder of innocents.
Its only fair, how else are dehumanised thug coppers supposed to do their jobs?
Pc Simon Harwood losing his senses and attacking the defenceless Ian Tomlinson without any provocation.

Conservative Future

A 'Conservative Future' is a capitalist future. A future where the peasants obediently serve their masters, we have eliminated 'troublemakers' and 'black clad youths', the good people of the country will be able to enjoy authorised activities such as royal wedding attendance, banking, visiting designated shopping zones and consuming healthy fast food, safe in the knowledge that CCTV is ever on the look out for the aforementioned terrorists. Ok, OK.... we may not pay the peasants enough to indulge in these things (why would we?) but that is why we give them credit cards, we are not monsters.

The masses have absorbed enough disinformation from the British Brainwashing Corporation to convince them that those who oppose us are indeed terrorists. If anyone should step out of line we have a loyal army of storm troopers who will keep order using a number of perfectly humane torture weapons.

God bless the machine. God bless the slave ship.